- Search your Christmas Cards for a family picture absolutely not your own.
- Find a photograph of yourself laying around someplace.
- Cut out your little sweet mug.
- Glue it on top of another person's face.
- Mail the adapted photograph to unsuspecting friends and neighbors.
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- Find four of those dreaded end of the roll pictures that you hate and mean nothing to you but waste.
- Cut each picture into 4 vertical strips.
- Weave the strips.
- Glory in your fascinating abstraction.
- Laminate and use as a doll (bigger than a Barbie) place mat.
- Eat out or order in Chinese food often.
- Nibble the cookie, but not the paper.
- Buy a cheap photo book.
- Assemble all your sentimental crap or veritable trash stylishly in the cheap photo book.
- Impress your friends with your good fortune.
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